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Mister Exposition

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The load-bearing phrase here is “In other words,” which does the work of a land survey, an energy bill and a mind-reading session all at once. Somewhere between a quoted sentence and a statewide drilling ban, the logic stepped out for air and never came back. The mask detail is offered as if it were evidence of something, though what, exactly, the post declines to say. And declaring a rival’s campaign over by triple exclamation point is a confident forecast from an office that is supposed to have better things to do than workshop schoolyard surnames.

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