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President Wishes Navy Happy Birthday, Renames Blockade in Same Breath
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Only this author could turn a cake-and-candles post into a rebranding pitch, offering ‘Steel Wall’ as the official name and ‘Blockade’ as the street name. Steel does not float in walls, and blockades are measured by what gets through, not by how impenetrable the press release says they are. Sailors have marked this birthday for generations without needing it stapled to the boss's latest Historic Achievement. The kindest gift the commander in chief could give the Navy is letting its anniversary be about the Navy.