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Washington Post: Ratcliffe secretly visited Moscow to warn Russia not to exploit perceived U.S. weakness from the Iran war, saying escalation in Ukraine would push Trump toward Zelensky

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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CIA Director John Ratcliffe traveled secretly to Moscow on August 25, the first visit by a sitting U.S. intelligence chief to Russia since the full-scale invasion began, arriving unannounced aboard a U.S. military transport plane while the Kremlin publicly denied any meetings were planned that week.

Days later, no one has confirmed Ratcliffe met with Putin himself. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov called it communication through intelligence channels, while SVR chief Sergei Naryshkin confirmed a meeting occurred and insisted there was nothing unusual about it.

President Trump separately described the trip as routine. Despite the parade of officials calling it unremarkable, neither government has said what was actually discussed.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a first-of-its-kind visit gets described by three separate officials as nothing to see here, that is usually the moment worth watching closest. Routine trips do not typically require unmarked planes, advance denials, and days of collective silence about the agenda. The insistence on ordinariness is doing a lot of work here.
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