VOL. I · NO. 8581
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Saturday, August 29, 2026
37 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
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Zelenskyy honors late Norway's King Harald V for support of Ukraine
· via NV
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Fedorov now advises Italy’s defense minister
· via NV
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Baltic Sea nations to form joint task force against drones
· via NV
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NABU expands Forrest Gump suspect list
· via NV
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War unlikely to end this winter — Budanov
· via NV
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Dan Lawrence grabs his opportunity on rain-ruined day at Lord’s
· via The Telegraph
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Cabinet backs new foreign volunteers bill
· via NV
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Norway’s King Harald V Dies At 89 And His Son Becomes King Haakon VIII
· via HuffPost
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Russia blows up munitions depot in Kyiv Oblast
· via NV
CULTURE
14 Vintage Beauty Products That Experts Still Recommend
· via HuffPost
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Europe sees no evidence Russia will attack NATO, report says
· via NV
CULTURE
Compression Socks, Wedge Pillows, Warming Gloves: We Dug Into Which Tools Help Combat Poor Circulation
· via HuffPost
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Budanov: Russia mistook summer 2025 protests in Ukraine for a coup and expected capitulation
· via NV
CULTURE
27 Products Teachers Say Make The School Year Easier
· via HuffPost
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Russia’s monthly troops deficit reaches 6,000, report says
· via NV
CULTURE
Dermatologists Say Your Wash Cloth Is Gross. Here's The Gentle Product You Could Be Using Instead.
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
When a mountain falls: How ice and rock triggered Nepal’s catastrophic flood – and why climate change is raising the risks
· via The Conversation
WORLD
The devastating impact of copper and cobalt mining pollution in Lualaba, DRC
· via Global Voices
WHITE HOUSE
States move to fortify elections against Trump
· via Michigan Advance
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At least 37 killed after Russian strike hits an ammunition depot near Kyiv, triggering massive explosions. Many of the victims were residents of a nearby care home.
· via Meduza
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How rising temperatures likely contributed to Nepal’s deadly flood
· via Grist
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Siraya language, deemed ‘extinct’ over a century ago, finds its voice again in Taiwan
· via Mongabay
WHITE HOUSE
Michigan invests millions to study potential clean energy source buried underground
· via Michigan Advance
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Haiti’s security crisis forces displacement and relocation
· via Global Voices
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Trump’s Stupid Lake America Stunt Is Less Funny than It Looks | The Walrus
· via The Walrus
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Fedorov en route to Washington
· via NV
CULTURE
States cut funding for Dolly Parton’s child reading program
· via Newsweek
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Ruble plunges after CIA director’s Moscow visit
· via NV
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Ukrainian drone plant target of failed arson plot in Slovakia
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Manhattan rent hits all-time high in blow to Mamdani: ‘Pressure cooker’
· via Newsweek
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Ratcliffe gave Kremlin “bleak” analysis of Russia’s position, report says
· via NV
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Ukrainian troops take part in Moldova’s 35th independence anniversary parade
· via NV
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Ukraine, Romania to discuss reciprocal minority-language education
· via NV
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56 Ukrainians missing after deadly flash flood in Nepal
· via NV
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Washington Post: Ratcliffe secretly visited Moscow to warn Russia not to exploit perceived U.S. weakness from the Iran war, saying escalation in Ukraine would push Trump toward Zelensky
· via Meduza
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Drone raid hits Yaroslavl and Moscow, highway traffic and public transit halted — video
· via NV
CULTURE
How Important Will Danny Welbeck Be To Chelsea?
· via Forbes
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