NEVER SURRENDER: Karoline Leavitt’s Historic Tenure as White House Press Secretary

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The White House marked the final day of Karoline Leavitt's tenure as press secretary with a release calling her among the best ever to hold the job, a claim sourced entirely to the White House and to President Trump, who is quoted praising his own spokesperson.

The release credits Leavitt with command, clarity, and unrelenting defense of the administration's agenda, without citing any independent assessment of her briefings or any specific accomplishment beyond the defending itself.

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When the sole source for a legacy is the legacy's employer, what you have is not history but a performance review written by the performer. The bar for 'historic' has apparently dropped to 'showed up and agreed with the boss on camera.' We look forward to the administration grading its own math homework next.

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