VOL. I · NO. 8573FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 2026
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The U.S. Bond Crisis Highlights a Deeper Fiscal Rot

Filed 5d ago · Via Foreign Policy · The Buffoon Desk
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Four Beers' Polka
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent announced a move to artificially cap rising yields on U.S. government debt, an intervention that had a positive market effect lasting less than a day. Yields on 10- and 30-year Treasury notes remain near 20-year highs, a sign investors want more compensation to hold U.S. debt as national debt topped $40 trillion this week and the fiscal-year deficit stands at $1.8 trillion and climbing.

Analysts quoted attribute the debt run-up largely to the Trump-era tax cuts, extended and expanded in the second term's tax package, plus pandemic-era stimulus under the Biden administration. Interest payments on the debt have reached roughly $1 trillion this fiscal year and are projected to double within a decade if trends continue, with an economist at the Peterson Institute dismissing Bessent's move as failing to address the deficit or monetary policy uncertainty.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Half of all U.S. debt accumulated since 1789 has piled up since one man's first election, and the administration's response to the bond market's alarm is a buyback program its own critics call cosmetic. Nobody in charge appears to be proposing the unglamorous fix — spending less or taxing more — because that would require admitting the party wasn't free. Spitting in a bucket is generous; at least the bucket knows it's just spit.
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