VOL. I · NO. 8573FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 20265¢
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THE EDITION

Friday, August 21, 2026

20 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE 5 Reasons The Proposed New MLS Cup Playoff Format Actually Works · via Forbes
CULTURE Britain’s cultural heritage is being sold off to the highest bidder · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE DOJ Seeks To Question FBI Officials Tied To Search Of Trump Mar-A-Lago Estate, Sources Say · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Hasan Piker To His Democratic Haters: Good Luck · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE 'Boss': Michael Cohen Cozies Up To Trump In Flattering Radio Interview · via HuffPost
CULTURE Anna Faris Opens Up About Challenging 'Religious' Son On 'Luxury' Of Right-Wing Beliefs · via HuffPost
WORLD Israel and America Agree on Gaza's New Leader · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE Trump May Want To Look Outside His Bubble. Even Undecided Voters Think He Sucks · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE ‘Survival Mode’: Indiana Residents Endure A Ninth Day Without Power · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE More Than 2,300 Mexicans Sent To Guatemala And Honduras As Trump Ramps Up Third-Country Deportations · via HuffPost
WORLD The U.S. Bond Crisis Highlights a Deeper Fiscal Rot · via Foreign Policy
COURTS Federal Court Is Asked To Block Kennedy Center From Returning Trump's Name To Building · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Court Convicts 2 Ex-Organizers Of Tiananmen Vigils In Hong Kong For Inciting Subversion · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE 8 Dead After Charter Plane Crashes In Western Alaska · via HuffPost
WORLD Trump’s Tech Tensions · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE Intimate Letters Allegedly From Natalie Harp To Trump Revealed · via HuffPost
WORLD The Travel Expert: Beware the great bank holiday flights rip-off · via The Telegraph
WORLD Soaring welfare bill pushes UK national debt to almost £3tn · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE Mom denies slapping high school student over TPUSA support · via Newsweek
TARIFFS Bitcoin Price Prediction 2026: Treasury Buyback Sparks $100K · via Forbes
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