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Cook Political Report shifts FL gubernatorial race from ‘solid’ to ‘likely’ Republican

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The Cook Political Report shifted Florida's gubernatorial race from 'Solid Republican' to 'Likely Republican,' still favoring Trump-backed Rep. Byron Donalds over Democrat David Jolly. Cook's Jessica Taylor cited Jolly's potential appeal to independents and disaffected Republicans, while noting he trails Donalds more than 10 to 1 in fundraising.

A Democratic Governors Association-commissioned poll released by the Jolly campaign showed a near tie, 46% to 45%, though other polls have Donalds ahead by at least five points. Jolly acknowledged needing more resources and predicted money would arrive, while adviser Mark Riddle pointed to momentum among independents and Republicans.

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A single ratings downgrade, a campaign's own commissioned poll, and a promise that money is definitely coming — this is less a competitive race than a press release with a rating attached. The Buffoon will believe the tightening when the TV ad buys match the talking points.
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