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ABSURDITY:
President Shares Impeachment Listicle, Announces Nation Was Scammed, Promises Sequel
Filed 7h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Investigations
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The evidence for a nation-scale fraud turns out to be a numbered listicle from a sympathetic website, the kind of proof normally used to rank airport snacks. The 2019 impeachment concerned the author’s own phone call, which makes his rebranding as the victim of the scam a remarkable feat of self-acquittal. And ‘you have not heard the last of this’ is not a legal theory; it is what a man says on his way out of a bar, and its intended audience is never specified.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social →
Scored: Investigations · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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