President Announces Plans for Golf Course in Nation’s Capital

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It takes a special kind of civic devotion for a man who already owns golf courses to look at a public course on federal parkland and diagnose it, like a realtor eyeing a neighbor’s lawn, as ‘of no further use or effect.’ The trees, we learn, have committed the offense of growing, and the cure is closing the course outright and a 15-month promise from a man who has never once let a timeline get in his way. Note that the major tours have not agreed to anything; they have been ‘notified,’ which is how one informs a caddie, not a sporting body. Millions of dollars will ‘inure’ to the capital, he says, a word that also means growing used to something unpleasant, which is the one claim in here we can confirm.

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