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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Planes landing at airports is the entire premise of both planes and airports, and has not been news since roughly the Wright brothers. The milestone here is not aviation but a man flying his own name onto a runway that, per his own post, bears his name, then announcing it like a moon shot. Narcissus at least had to lean over a pond; this one gets a jet, a tarmac and a press shop to do the leaning for him. The exclamation point does a lot of work for an event whose only novelty is the signage.

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