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President Weighs In on Golf Course Lawsuit, Judge’s Sanity

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The judge is a ‘crazed lunatic’ whose tapes ‘will reveal, may be insane?’ — a sentence that manages to issue a verdict, a prophecy, and a shrug in the same breath, about evidence its author concedes nobody can use. Meanwhile the man whose golf preferences are famously not a state secret insists the government needs no approval to remodel a public course, which is a curious argument to air while the matter sits before a court. A head of state branding a sitting judge insane over a fairway dispute is not a legal strategy; it is a tee shot aimed at the bench. The ‘random golfer’ may or may not have standing, but the post leaves little doubt about who lacks restraint.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: The Entertainer · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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