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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A mandate, as civics classes once taught, comes from law or regulation, not from a paragraph that opens with ‘As the President’ and closes with initials. The post’s own logic says self-powered data centers ‘therefore’ bring a price increase, then pivots a sentence later to a possible ‘substantial decrease.’ That is a policy refuting itself before the exclamation points even arrive. ‘Other elements likewise!’ apparently covers everything else, possibly the periodic table, and the plan to pay neighbors until they cheer the thing next door has an older name than ‘dividend.’

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