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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A monument does not stop existing because the President dislikes the people living near it; arches are notoriously indifferent to elections. The arithmetic deserves its own siege: if 59 cities have one and Washington is the only city without, subtracting Paris tells us nothing about Washington except that it is still waiting. The claim that an allied nation has been ‘taken over’ arrives without evidence, slipped into a clause about stonework as if it were settled fact. ‘We will assume’ is doing the heaviest lifting in the post, and it is the one honest phrase in it.

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