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President Weighs In on Michigan Senate Race, Brings Up France

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Strip away the capital letters and the case against this candidate is a religious-sounding name, a friend the President dislikes, and a vibe about ‘the days of the Jihad,’ which is not a date anyone can locate on a calendar. ‘Terrorist Sympathizer’ is an accusation that normally comes with evidence; here it comes with ‘How’s France doing?’, a question that answers nothing and was asked of no one. The promise that a candidate ‘will never let you down’ is the one guarantee no politician in history has ever kept, which makes it the most honest line in the post by accident.
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