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Mister Exposition

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The leader of the free world has opinions about who may appear on cable, and they are set out here with the restraint of a man shouting at his own set. Note that no wrong prediction is named, because ‘proven wrong so many times’ is an indictment that never needs a single exhibit. And the gravest charge is being ‘Trump Deranged,’ the only mental condition diagnosed exclusively by its subject. A stone cold loser, apparently, is anyone who loses the president’s approval, a contest with one judge, one rule and no appeal.

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