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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Declares Texas Senate Candidate Missing, Cites Information and Belief
Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social
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‘Upon information and belief’ is the phrase lawyers use when they have no evidence yet, and the post faithfully delivers none. ‘Bad rumors are coming out’ is a rumor about rumors, launched by the most-followed rumor mill in the country, then followed by a demand that the vanished man appear on a debate stage, where the President could presumably see him. The schoolyard nickname does the rest of the arguing, which is to say all of it.