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President Posts Demand That LeBron James Apologize to the Fallen

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The post never says what LeBron James actually did, only that it happened during the anthem and that the President saw it coming ‘right from the beginning.’ A grievance with no stated offense is an unfalsifiable boast in disguise. Enlisting fallen service members to demand an apology from a basketball player turns them into props for a personal feud, which is a strange way to honor them. Policing an athlete's posture during a song is not on the job description, though the post treats it like a top priority.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Batty McFaddin - Slower · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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