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Alexander Nakarada · creatorchords.com · CC BY 4.0

The post argues that Iran is faking attacks to spike oil prices while also insisting more oil than ever is flowing, which means either the scheme isn't working or the boast isn't true. Both can't hold, and the author offers no evidence for either. A large death toll is invoked without a source, then used as a cudgel against the ‘Dumocrat Party,’ as though a midterm talking point were the proper response to dead protesters. Even the closing vow loses a verb on the way to the capital letters, which is a strange way to make nuclear policy.

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