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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A post insisting the network's troubles are ‘not because of me’ spends nearly every sentence on him. It offers two diagnoses, too much coverage of his opponents and being AGAINST him, then delivers both with equal certainty, as if more causes made the case stronger. Outpolling Lincoln among one party's voters is a triumph over a man who has not campaigned since 1864, and a sitting president itemizing a media company's political donations, recipient by recipient, reads less like media criticism than a ledger of grievances. The forecast that ratings will sink ‘a lot further’ is less a prediction than a wish with a signature.

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