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President Projects Decisive Win in Contest He Did Not Enter
Filed 9h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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There is a name for an undefeated record built entirely on contests you never entered, and it is not ‘landslide.’ A conditional cannot be outvoted, recounted, or certified, which makes it the only election this author can never be told he lost. The trailing thanks for our attention completes the picture: a man reaching for the microphone at a party he says he was not invited to.
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Scored: Breaktime · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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