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Maple Leaf Rag

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The diagnosis is tidy: whoever wins was loyal, and whoever loses must have gone RINO, a label that seems to show up only after the results do. The six-month timeline arrives with the precision of a medical chart and none of the evidence. As for the ‘original formula’ that ‘wasn’t pretty,’ readers are left to guess, which is exactly how a verdict sounds when its only real finding is that the verdict belongs to him.

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