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Judge strikes down most of Trump administration’s rewrite of farmworker wage rules

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A federal judge struck down most of the Trump administration's rewrite of H-2A farmworker wage rules, ruling the Labor Department's new formula was arbitrary and skipped required public comment. U.S. District Judge Kirk Sherriff found three of four challenged components unlawful, including a new two-tier system that sets the lower tier — covering a projected 92% of H-2A workers — at the 17th wage percentile, a figure lifted from the H-1B program where that tier covers only about 60% of workers.

Sherriff also rejected a housing deduction that cuts wages by the value of employer-provided housing, calculated on a 40-hour week even though the department's own data shows workers often log more hours, and a rule that classifies an entire job by whichever task consumes over half a worker's time, sometimes pricing higher-paying work at a lower rate. The one surviving piece was the department's decision to switch wage-data sources after its old survey was discontinued, which the judge found justified by genuine urgency.

Rather than vacating the rule outright, Sherriff ordered the department to produce a new methodology and report back within two weeks, while leaving open the possibility of eventual back pay for affected workers.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An agency that can't explain why it borrowed a percentile from an unrelated visa program, applied to a population the number was never designed for, has not written a wage formula — it's written a wage floor with the math laundered afterward. The judge was even generous enough to let the emergency data-source switch stand; everything else reads like a rule built backward from the answer the department wanted. Workers get to wait for the do-over while the desk notes how much simpler honesty would have been.
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