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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

President Designates Common Technology Term as Enemy of the White House

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A term is not ‘highly accepted’ because the President typed the phrase ‘highly accepted’ next to it, and no glossary has ever been rewritten by decree. The White House now keeps an enemies list for word choice, a fresh low for an office that commands an army. If calling the software by its usual name makes a citizen THE ENEMY, the only intelligence on display is artificial.
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