VOL. I · NO. 8632MONDAY, OCTOBER 19, 20265¢
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✒ EDITORIAL
ABSURDITY:
President Declares Zero Illegal Aliens Admitted in 17 Months
Filed 11h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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‘Admitted’ is the word for people let in through the front door, so boasting that no illegal aliens were admitted is like bragging that no burglars were issued keys. No border in human history has achieved a literal zero, and a claim that cannot be measured is a claim that cannot be wrong. Superlatives at both ends, worst then strongest, leave no room for anything as dull as evidence.
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