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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Questions Senate Candidate's Flu, Endorses Ken Paxton
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The President of the United States is now running a recovery-time audit on a political opponent's head cold, with a mangled name for good measure. Speculation about ‘weirder places’ is not a fact, a charge, or anything other than an insinuation shaped like a question mark. As for ‘Greatest in the History of Texas’ and ‘will never let you down,’ superlatives are free and promises are unfalsifiable, which is exactly why they arrive in bulk. Thank you for your attention to this matter, indeed.