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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Announces Military Schedule Pegged to Midterm Election Calendar
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Promising not to bomb a country until after your party's voters have cast their ballots is not diplomacy; it is a campaign calendar with missiles penciled in for later. The post boasts of ‘productive discussions’ while handing the other side a dated countdown. Meanwhile, the overnight barrel count is offered with a precision no one but the author seems to have measured. War and peace are now explicitly scheduled around turnout, in writing, from the man who decides.