VOL. I · NO. 8572THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 20265¢
The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION

Thursday, August 20, 2026

12 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE A Venture Capitalist Spent $100 Creating A Fake Sorority Girl. TikTok Didn’t Notice. · via Forbes
CULTURE The Cape Retreat · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE 'Turf Madness': Trump Gets Roasted For Bizarre Rant About Happy Grass · via HuffPost
WORLD Former Teacher, 93, Among The Deaths Blamed On Storm As Hawaii Residents Struggle To Clean Up · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Trump's Economic D-Day Threat Over Iran Branded A 'Complete S**t Show' · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Google Is Buying Spirit Airlines Data For $10 Million. The Flight Attendants Object. · via HuffPost
WORLD Colby’s ‘Flexible Realism’ Won’t Work in the Indo-Pacific · via Foreign Policy
WORLD Why Australia’s Getting Tough on China Again · via Foreign Policy
WORLD Harry wants to come home. But is he back in the royal fold? · via The Telegraph
WORLD Fraternity brothers accused of running cocaine ring · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE Greg Abbott sued after refusing to extradite ICE agent charged in shooting · via Newsweek
CULTURE How Google Cloud Put An AI Agent Inside Formula E’s GEN4 Car · via Forbes
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