VOL. I · NO. 8576
MONDAY, AUGUST 24, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Monday, August 24, 2026
22 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
I Used To Be A Teacher. I Made It Part Of My Job To Do This 1 Critical Thing For My Students Of Color.
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Washing This Popular Lettuce At Home Can Actually INCREASE The Risk Of Contamination
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
This Harmless Wrinkle Could Indicate Whether You Have An Underlying Health Condition
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Sen. Tim Scott Describes Darline Graham, Who Has No Political Experience, In 3 Words
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
'Beer On The Mall': Here's How Trump Goons Are Defending D.C. Grand Prix Amid Backlash
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
‘These Are The Facts:’ NBC Host Shuts Down MAGA Senator With Cold Hard Truths On Trump’s Economy
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Jeffries And Kushner Reportedly Met In Private To Discuss Common Ground
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
I Worked As A North Korea Analyst For The NSA. When DOGE Showed Up, I Made A Choice I’m Still Reeling From.
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
He Waited For His Son To Return From The USS Lincoln. Then Border Patrol Arrested Him.
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Shelley Fabares, 'Johnny Angel' Singer And Veteran Actor, Dies
· via HuffPost
FACT CHECK
Dr. Oz Forced To Awkwardly Contradict Trump's 'Lethal' MMR Vaccine Claims
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
‘Reading Rainbow’ Host Shares Health Update After ‘5-Day Psychiatric Hold’
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Pete Buttigieg Returns To South Carolina As He Weighs Another White House Run
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
We Asked Dermatologists Which Products Actually Reduce Fine Eye Lines — Here's What They Recommend
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Out-Of-Control Reno Wildfire Forces Thousands To Evacuate
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Former NBA Center Enes Kanter Freedom Ejected From Fever-Sky Game
· via HuffPost
WORLD
What Donald Duck Can Teach Trump About Going to War
· via Foreign Policy
WORLD
European Leaders Join Zelenskyy In Kyiv For Ukraine Independence Day As Russian Invasion Pushes On
· via HuffPost
WORLD
When will the penny finally drop for England’s cricketers?
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Iran is openly attacking our infrastructure. There’s only one possible response
· via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE
At Trump’s Freedom 250 Grand Prix, two Americas collide. Or do they?
· via Newsweek
CULTURE
Former LSU Phenom Kade Anderson Made His Major League Debut In Seattle
· via Forbes
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