VOL. I · NO. 8575
SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, August 23, 2026
26 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
TARIFFS
AI Prefers AI-Generated Content So Game Those Ubiquitous AI Assessments By Having AI Write Your Materials If You Dare
· via Forbes
CULTURE
Erling Haaland cuts off his trademark blond hair
· via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Can't Help But Mention He Got More Votes Than Lindsey Graham — Right In Front Of His Sister
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Student Killed In Sword Attack At Swedish School Was 17-Year-Old Girl
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Federal Judge Vacates Trump Policy That Suspended Processing Of Immigration Visas From 75 Countries
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Bill Maher Asked Hunter Biden Point-Blank If He's Running For President — Here's His Response
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Nancy Kassebaum Baker, Former U.S. Senator From Kansas, Dies At 94
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Fox News Host Dismantles JD Vance Rally Speech Point By Point
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Erupts At 3 Right-Wing ‘LOSERS’ In Late-Night Rant — And 2 Of Them Hit Back
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia Kills 16 In ‘Absolutely Cynical And Despicable’ Double Tap Attack On Ukraine Mall
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
CNN Host Spots Latest Sign Trump Is 'Not Living In The Real World'
· via HuffPost
WORLD
A Trade War Between Canada And The U.S. Further Ruptures A Once-Close And Durable Alliance
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Nancy Mace Spots 'The Part That Should Worry You' About Darline Graham's Shocking Debate Answer
· via HuffPost
WORLD
‘He Keeps Flailing And Failing’: Trump Heads Into Midterms Short On Foreign Policy Wins
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Right-Wing CEO Calls Natalie Harp A ‘Poster Child’ For Feminism And Gets Shut Down Immediately
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
U.S. Postal Service Issues Rules To Tighten Mail-In Voting If Court Gives OK
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Trump's Border Czar Brands Himself With Jaw-Dropping Moniker As He Denies Racial Profiling
· via HuffPost
TARIFFS
Trump hits out after Mark Carney rejects US-Canada trade deal
· via Newsweek
COURTS
Texas Judge Denies Karmelo Anthony's Request For New Trial In Deadly Stabbing At Track Meet
· via HuffPost
TARIFFS
It’s Exactly 18 Years Until The Next Total Solar Eclipse In The Contiguous U.S.
· via Forbes
WORLD
Burnham to give mayors power to block Nimby protests
· via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE
I was on a work trip. Then I got a call from my husband that changed our lives forever
· via Newsweek
WHITE HOUSE
Bills Offer Condolences, Support To Defensive Tackle Following The Accidental Death Of His 2-Year-Old Son
· via HuffPost
TARIFFS
Missed The Total Solar Eclipse? Now See A ‘Blood Moon’ Across The U.S.
· via Forbes
WORLD
England fast-bowling depth chart: A battery to win back the Ashes
· via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE
Pioneering former US Senator Nancy Landon Kassebaum Baker dies
· via Newsweek
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