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THE EDITION

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

33 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
COURTS British Columbians claim YouTube falsely advertises ‘ad-free’ premium services · via Courthouse News
CULTURE Kindertransport survivor to refugees’ champion – the life of Lord Dubs · via The Telegraph
WORLD Can REDD+ deliver for Philippines’ Iraya Mangyan? · via Mongabay
COURTS Pew: Americans largely unsure about AI in healthcare · via Courthouse News
WORLD A Year After Israeli Strikes Killed Journalists At A Hospital, No One Has Been Held Accountable · via HuffPost
CULTURE ‘It Helped So Much I Couldn’t Believe It’: This Affordable Plumping Serum Has Reviewers Gobsmacked · via HuffPost
COURTS Federal judge blocks Texas drag ban a second time · via Courthouse News
CULTURE These Fall Dresses Have One Thing We All Want — And Yes, It’s Pockets · via HuffPost
CULTURE If Your Balance Is Declining, There's An Under-$30 Solution — Experts Explain Why It Works · via HuffPost
COURTS Ninth Circuit upholds block on federal grant conditions · via Courthouse News
WHITE HOUSE Trial Delayed For Libyan Man Charged In 1988 Bombing Of Pan Am Flight 103 · via HuffPost
WORLD Where Is King Abdullah? · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE WSJ Is Dumbfounded That Trump Just Pulled 1 Of His 'Dumber' Moves Right Before Midterms · via HuffPost
WORLD Graduates face worst jobs market on record · via The Telegraph
WORLD We’ll never invest in Britain again, says FTSE oil giant · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE The Way Melania Trump Walked Away From The President Speaks Volumes, Experts Say · via HuffPost
CULTURE Adam Scott Reveals What Really Stuck With Him About Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce’s Wedding · via HuffPost
WORLD Washington Is Creating Forever Enemies · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE 'Serious Legal Error': Justice Jackson Eviscerates Supreme Court Decision In Scathing Dissent · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE New U.S. Sanctions Target All Potential Revenue Sources For Iran, Bessent Says · via HuffPost
CULTURE People Are 'Happy And Shocked To Report' That This Old-School Stain Remover Makes Clothes Look 'Brand New' · via HuffPost
CULTURE My Cordless Vacuum Actually Makes Me Want To Clean The House · via HuffPost
CULTURE Shhhh: These Drugstore Hair Products Are Better Than Luxury Ones · via HuffPost
CULTURE I Generally Avoid Social Media Viral Beauty Products, But This Is Actually Worth The Hype · via HuffPost
COURTS US deports witness against Mexican drug cartel three times—twice to Mexico · via Newsweek
WORLD World’s Toughest Job: Live at UNGA81 · via Foreign Policy
WORLD Ditching Chinese Rare Earths Is Hard. Just Ask Japan. · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE U.S. Set For Largest Mass Visa Revocation In History Targeting Up To 200,000 Foreigners, Officials Say · via HuffPost
TARIFFS Trump’s Grand Prix Race Was A Spectacle But Just How Tone-Deaf Was It? · via Forbes
WHITE HOUSE Katie Miller's Birthday Gush To Stephen Miller Might Literally Make You Nauseous · via HuffPost
CULTURE I Wore Cakes Nipple Covers In Sweltering Los Angeles — Here's How It Went · via HuffPost
TARIFFS U.S. Unveils ‘Economic D-Day’ Against Iran · via Foreign Policy
WORLD Germany’s Firewall Has Completely Failed · via Foreign Policy
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