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President Posts Facts, Declares Them Facts, Signs Post Himself

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A fact, in the ordinary sense, is something you can check, which is why the post skips that step and just applies the label, all caps, triple-exclaimed, initialed like a permission slip. ‘Dumocrats’ is a schoolyard spelling joke, not evidence, and calling half the country ‘Scammers’ without naming a single scam is itself the oldest con on the menu. If these are the real FACTS, one shudders to imagine what the fake ones look like. The commander in chief has once again confused volume with verification.
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