VOL. I · NO. 8574SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 20265¢
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THE EDITION

Saturday, August 22, 2026

20 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
OP-ED Guilty as Charged · via The Daily Buffoon
WORLD Why We Are Living Through ‘Hyperpolitics’ · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE Brian Kilmeade Offers Trump Foolproof Plan On Iran: Just Win The Damn Thing · via HuffPost
TARIFFS 3 Solid Gold Jewelers On The Art Of The Necklace Stack · via Forbes
WORLD F1 Dutch GP qualifying live: Latest updates from Zandvoort · via The Telegraph
CULTURE 24 Of The Funniest Posts About Cats And Dogs This Week · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE This 1,260-Pound Blue Marlin May Be Largest Ever Found On East Coast · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Alfalfa Sprout Outbreak Linked To Food-Poisoning In 15 States · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Lindsay Clancy’s Defense Rests At Trial Over Whether Postpartum Psychosis Drove Her To Kill Her Kids · via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE Something Was Different About The Way Donald And Melania Trump Held Hands This Time · via HuffPost
WORLD The Bolsonaro Inheritance · via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE Trump Tells South Carolinians To Vote For Lindsey Graham’s Sister As A Favor To Him · via HuffPost
WORLD The U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in Iran · via Foreign Policy
WORLD ‘Multiple’ dead after crash involving police vehicle · via The Telegraph
WHITE HOUSE Trump Sparks Mockery After Suggesting Baffling New Use For The Military · via HuffPost
TARIFFS Meet The American Billionaire Running The Premier League’s Liverpool FC · via Forbes
WORLD Trump Needs China’s Help to Effectively Sanction Iran · via Foreign Policy
WORLD HSBC clears out senior bankers in biggest cull since 2010 · via The Telegraph
CULTURE If You’re Worried About ‘Old Lady Smell,’ Reviewers Say This Soap Is ‘A Godsend’ · via HuffPost
CULTURE NHL 27: Release Date, Pre-Order Info And Editions · via Forbes
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