VOL. I · NO. 8582
SUNDAY, AUGUST 30, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, August 30, 2026
45 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
People On GLP-1s Say They Suddenly Have This 1 Unexpected Obsession
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Agromat warehouse damaged as Russia strikes Kyiv Oblast logistics sites again
· via NV
CULTURE
The Rudest Things You Can Do While Boarding A Plane
· via HuffPost
WORLD
HUR: Russian lab may be conducting biological weapons research on isolated island
· via NV
CULTURE
Bartenders Reveal What They Think About You If You Send A Cocktail Back
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Germany prepares to blame Russia for Leipzig drone attack and impose sanctions
· via NV
WORLD
Satellite images reveal two-layer defense system around Alabuga Shahed drone plant
· via NV
WORLD
Drones attack Russia's Leningrad Oblast, strike reported at Kirishi oil refinery
· via NV
WORLD
Man Utd right to be cautious in transfer market after years of profligacy
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Putin sets new unrealistic deadline for Russia to capture all of Donbas – ISW
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Can't Stop Posting AI Images Of Himself With Dead Presidents — And Experts Have A Theory Why
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian troops make gains near Rodynske in Donetsk Oblast – DeepState
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Body Language Experts Explain Why Trump Dances Like THAT — And It Makes So Much Sense
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian Defense Ministry is preparing 'massive strikes' on Ukraine's energy facilities
· via NV
CULTURE
'Old Person Smell' Is Real, And Science Will Dictate Whether It Happens To You
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Car of Olenivka prison deputy chief accused of torturing Ukrainian POWs blown up in Donetsk
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
A New Type Of Phobia Is Spreading Through American Households — And MAGA Is Partly To Blame
· via HuffPost
WORLD
CIA chief proposed Trump-Zelenskyy-Putin summit during secret Moscow trip
· via NV
CULTURE
'Menorexia' Is Quietly Affecting Many Adults In Midlife— Here’s What Doctors Aren’t Telling You
· via HuffPost
WORLD
For 50 years, Philip Fearnside has calculated the costs of losing the Amazon
· via Mongabay
TARIFFS
Actions by the United States in the Investigations Under Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974 of the Acts, Policies, and Practices of 60 Economies Related to the Failure of Each Economy To Impose and Effectively Enforce a Prohibition on the Importation of Goods Produced With Forced Labor
· via Federal Register
TARIFFS
To Facilitate Positive Adjustment to Competition From Imports of Quartz Surface Products
· via Federal Register
COURTS
Iceland rejects potential EU membership talks
· via Courthouse News
TARIFFS
Adjusting Imports of Polysilicon and Its Derivatives Into the United States
· via Federal Register
WORLD
China’s fertility crisis is evidence of its modernization success
· via Global Voices
WORLD
West Point’s only climate scientist fired after continuing to teach human causes of climate change
· via Grist
WHITE HOUSE
This Washington town is burning. That’s the plan.
· via Michigan Advance
WHITE HOUSE
To protect forests, I learned to burn them
· via Michigan Advance
WHITE HOUSE
Michigan Democrats finalize nominations, continue calls for unity heading into November
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
Ukraine minister: Russia has destroyed about 90% of grocery logistics
· via NV
WORLD
Russian jet-powered Shahed sets 960-km flight record, OSINT analysts report
· via NV
WORLD
Over 100,000 Russians flee to Georgia amid conscription fears
· via NV
WORLD
Belgium summons U.S. ambassador over insulting post about health minister
· via NV
WORLD
Zelenskyy: Major Russian refinery shuts down after Ukrainian drone strikes
· via NV
WORLD
How many Tu-95 bombers does Russia have left after Engels attack?
· via NV
CULTURE
Woman ignores unusual symptoms—then remembers something that saves her life
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Ukraine ranks among world's top 40 countries with largest public debt
· via NV
WORLD
FM Sikorski urges Poland to speed up defense prep against Russia
· via NV
WORLD
Russia again hits Kharkiv shopping mall with jet-powered drone
· via NV
WORLD
Polish F-16s faced system failure during Russian missile breach
· via NV
WORLD
AOC within striking distance of beating Vance in new 2028 poll
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Budanov says he personally tried to negotiate halt to long-range strikes
· via NV
WORLD
SBU details strike on Russian Tu-95MS bomber at Engels base
· via NV
WORLD
Russian lieutenant colonel from regiment accused of war crimes killed in St. Petersburg blast
· via NV
CULTURE
Off-Duty Soccer Stars: It’s About Whose Man-Bag Wins
· via Forbes
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