VOL. I · NO. 8602
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Saturday, September 19, 2026
42 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Often Practices This Unusual Habit For A President. Experts Say It's A Political Weapon.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian attacks kill four people in Balakliia
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
If You Eat Yogurt Often, We Have Some Bad News For You
· via HuffPost
WORLD
US intelligence detects new campaign ahead of November midterms
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Rectal Cancer Is Rising In Millennials. Doctors Have A Theory Why.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Trump’s announced meeting schedule does not yet include Zelenskyy
· via NV
WORLD
Russian attack on Odesa leaves more than 178,000 households without power
· via NV
WORLD
The U.N. has documented more than 1,000 cases of sexual violence in Russia’s war against Ukraine. It attributes 89% to Russia, and most of the victims are men.
· via Meduza
WORLD
Zelenskyy says Zakarpattia could become major power supplier to EU
· via NV
WORLD
Spitting row mars feisty Millwall-West Ham clash
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Trump says son will reimburse Putin-linked Russian businessman Umar Kremlev
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Sickness Is Spreading Like Wildfire This Fall — Doctors Say These Are The 5 Types Spreading The Most
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia plans to recruit at least 27 Yemenis for war against Ukraine
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
This Legend’s Gutsy Showdown With Trump Has Jaws On The Floor — Here’s What She Said That’s So Satisfying
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukraine’s parliament begins 26-day recess as lawmaker cites financial crisis
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Doctors Say This 'Embarrassing' Symptom Could Be A Warning Sign Of Colorectal Cancer
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Luxembourg Airport halted operations after unauthorized drones were detected
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump’s Aggressive Reaction To A Female Journalist Just Taught Us All A New Term
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Zelensky announces new Ukrainian long-range operations in response to Russian strikes
· via Meduza
WORLD
Russia moves some Shahed production underground at Alabuga
· via NV
CULTURE
No One Wants To Talk About This Embarrassing Part Of Aging — But This Small Toilet Tool Can Help
· via HuffPost
WORLD
U.S. approves potential $2.7 billion air-defense sale to Ukraine, funded by European contributions and Biden-era military aid
· via Meduza
WORLD
‘How did you come to be here?’ Study digs into origins of Zambian wildlife crime
· via Mongabay
WORLD
How journalism inspired a youth-led initiative against online harm in Armenia
· via Global Voices
WHITE HOUSE
Presidential Message on the 79th Birthday of the United States Air Force
· via White House
WORLD
Federal court rules there is no constitutional right to safe drinking water
· via Grist
WORLD
Canada shuts down corporate watchdog. Critics say its replacement lacks teeth
· via Mongabay
WHITE HOUSE
Trump likes data centers. Congress seems stuck. The midterms could deliver a verdict.
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
‘A place of silence, contemplation, and beauty can also become a form of resistance,’ in conversation with Catalan artist Jaume Amigó
· via Global Voices
CULTURE
Jockey Club Gold Cup Is Forever Young’s Race To Lose, And Here’s How
· via Forbes
CULTURE
No One Likes To Talk About This Unbearable Symptom Of Aging — But There Are Solutions, According An Expert
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Kittens And Adult Cats Love These Cat Trees According To Human And Kitty Reviewers
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Graham-Blumenthal bill will not save Ukraine - NV interview
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
'Things Are Going To Get Ugly': Republicans Are Starting To Panic About The Midterms
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia could cut UK transatlantic cables on day 1 of war - Royal Navy chief
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Pushes His $5,000 'Dividend' Pledge If GOP Wins Midterms. Republican Candidates, Not As Much
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Fico hints Slovakia will not aid NATO allies if a wider war breaks out
· via NV
WORLD
Russian drone torches Zaporizhzhya mall to ground — photoreport
· via NV
WORLD
Russia likely to step up drone and missile attacks against countries supporting Ukraine – Tusk
· via NV
CULTURE
Martha Stewart's Controversial GLP-1 Commercial Might Actually Be 'A Good Thing,' According To Experts
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Capitals captain says he is ‘not pro-war’ after appearing in Russian campaign ad
· via NV
CULTURE
Tokyo Game Show 2026 Proves That Japanese Console Games Are Now In Ascendance
· via Forbes
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