VOL. I · NO. 8610
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, September 27, 2026
37 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
Why You Should Avoid Buying A Gift Card From The Display Rack At The Store
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
We're Gastro Doctors. These Are The 5 Bowel Cancer Symptoms Our Patients Often Ignore.
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
The Best Butter To Buy At The Grocery Store, According To Experts
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
U.S.-China Board of Trade
· via White House
CULTURE
I Struggled With Dark Spots For Decades, And I'm Telling You: These Skin Care Products Actually Work
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia aims to leave Ukrainians without internet and communications — Zelenskyy
· via NV
CULTURE
NFL Sunday Night Football—Best Player Props (Week 3)
· via Forbes
WORLD
Putin’s G20 invitation could open path to serious Ukraine talks — German foreign minister
· via NV
CULTURE
If Your Home Is Plagued By 'Funky Areas', Try This Odor-Removing Spray That People Say Is A Godsend
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian forces strike port and civilian infrastructure in Odesa Oblast
· via NV
CULTURE
The Serum That 'Halted Hair Loss In Its Tracks' Has A New Product For Your Brows and Lashes
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Serbia grants citizenship to former Ukrainian MP suspected of high treason
· via NV
CULTURE
Physical Therapists Say That Sciatica Pain Is Usually Treatable At Home
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Zelenskyy says Russia has no intention of stopping war this winter
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Nicki Minaj Roasted For Her 'Pathetic' Fox News Message To Young Voters
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukraine gave notice before public disclosure of North Korean POW transfer
· via NV
CULTURE
My Patient Started Eating More Protein But Wasn’t Losing Weight. She Was Surprised When This 1 Particular Kind Made A Difference.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Beyond protest: Mob violence and the struggle for institutional response in Bangladesh
· via Global Voices
WHITE HOUSE
States take the lead on regulating AI as federal action lags
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
Why Germany is building an ark for US climate data
· via Grist
WORLD
‘We cannot take it anymore’: Haiti’s informal vendors protest over gang warfare
· via Global Voices
WORLD
Russian attack kills 17-year-old girl and 59-year-old woman
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
What Supreme Court said about rare power Trump defies Congress with
· via Newsweek
WORLD
What #EndSARS left behind in Nigeria: A generation caught between protest, politics, and departure
· via Global Voices
CULTURE
If You’re 50 And Up, Podiatrists Explain The Shoe Features You Absolutely Need Right Now
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Berlin’s ‘Russian House’ stayed open despite Russia’s war in Ukraine and EU sanctions, shielded by a reciprocal deal over Moscow’s Goethe-Institut. Germany’s sabotage accusation was the final straw.
· via Meduza
CULTURE
What’s The Difference Between $50 Jeans And $500 Jeans?
· via HuffPost
WORLD
A humanitarian crisis is gripping Russian-occupied Oleshky as food deliveries stop and safe evacuation becomes nearly impossible
· via Meduza
CULTURE
The Rudest Things You Can Do While Hosting Overnight Guests
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Map Shows States Hit by 1.7M-Pound Sugar Recall as FDA Sets Risk Level
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Bringing back Bali’s lost fireflies
· via Mongabay
FACT CHECK
This 1 Group Of Adults May Need A Measles Booster As Cases Reach A 30-Year High
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Body Language Experts Explain Why Mamdani Was Blinking So Much While Listening To Trump
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
6 Everyday Habits That Will Help You Poop On A Regular Schedule
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
The 'Boob Rest' Pose Is So Everywhere It's Already Being Parodied On Red Carpets
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Drones reportedly hit Ilsky oil refinery and spark fire
· via NV
TARIFFS
More Than 1 Million People Use GLP-1s Without Medical Need—Know The Risks
· via Forbes
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