VOL. I · NO. 8609
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Saturday, September 26, 2026
37 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
Medical Professionals Say This Is The Absolute Worst Thing You Can Do In The ER
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukrainian accused in Jarosław attack requires antipsychotic treatment
· via NV
CULTURE
Everyone Warned Me About Seasickness On This Notorious Cruise, So I Found 7 Anti-Nausea Solutions That Really Helped
· via HuffPost
WORLD
$400 million U.S. military package for Ukraine will not include interceptors
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Zohran Mamdani Is Going To War With Amazon. The Stakes Are Incredibly High.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia intensifies strikes on Ukraine’s digital infrastructure — ISW
· via NV
WORLD
Russian strikes injure five and damage Auchan store at Lavina Mall
· via NV
WORLD
German investigators link Munich arson attack to GRU — FAZ
· via NV
WORLD
Zelenskyy’s office denies Trump urged talks with Putin in Russian capital
· via NV
WORLD
Russell holds his nerve to see off Verstappen and win Azerbaijan GP
· via The Telegraph
CULTURE
Meet The Life-Changing Hand Lotion That Nurses And Professionals Swear By
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian president called WSJ reporter an ‘idiot’ and believed he was a spy
· via NV
CULTURE
6 Boring Kitchen Items I Didn't Expect To Love, But Now Use All The Time
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Trump calls for trilateral U.S.-Russia-China negotiations after Xi visit
· via NV
CULTURE
'I Now Own 4': People Are Buying This Designer-Lookalike Amazon Sweater In Multiples
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Four Italian troops wounded during NATO live-fire exercise
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Powerful Nor'easter Causes Coastal Flooding And Knocks Out Power To Parts Of The Northeast
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Azov says city remains under Ukrainian control, rejects Russian encirclement claim
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Donald Trump Attends A Big College Football Game With Plan In Place To Protect Communications
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Presidential Message on National Hunting and Fishing Day
· via White House
WORLD
A rural Idaho county banned renewables. It’s having second thoughts.
· via Grist
WHITE HOUSE
Michigan vets outline everyday impacts of Iran War, airing frustrations with GOP leadership
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
An exiled Myanmar journalist’s story: Echoing public’s voice and resilience
· via Global Voices
TARIFFS
Excluding Certain Canadian Products From Importation Into the United States in Response to Continued Discrimination Against the Commerce of the United States With Respect to Motor Vehicles
· via Federal Register
TARIFFS
Modifying the Scope of Products of Canada Subject to the Additional Duties Imposed To Offset Canadian Discrimination Against the Commerce of the United States With Respect to Alcoholic Beverages
· via Federal Register
WORLD
Russian drones hammer Zaporizhzhya hospital, setting treatment rooms ablaze — photoreport
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump thanks media for "very fair" Xi summit coverage amid ban fallout
· via Newsweek
WHITE HOUSE
Pope Leo XIV Affirms Need For Media To Cover Public Figures When Asked About Trump Ban
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
The 'Best Liquid Lipstick I Have EVER Owned' Is $15
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
This Classic Coat Will Instantly Upgrade Any Outfit — And You Don't Need To Spend A Ton To Get It
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia attacks Ukraine with nearly 300 strike and jet drones - Air Force
· via NV
WORLD
Drones may have hit Voronezhsintezkauchuk plant in Voronezh — OSINT report
· via NV
WORLD
Tompa: Indications point to Orbán personally ordering Oschadbank detentions
· via NV
CULTURE
'My Little Cute Toes Are Back To Normal' Thanks To This Athlete's Foot Treatment
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Global fuel crisis driven by Iran conflict and refining limits, not Ukraine strikes — expert
· via NV
WORLD
Our Pick Of The Best Cryptocurrency Exchanges For Australians
· via Forbes
WHITE HOUSE
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Advances a Fair and Reciprocal Relationship with China While Hosting Historic State Visit
· via White House
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