VOL. I · NO. 8616
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Saturday, October 3, 2026
34 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
WORLD
Russian forces strike Izyum with drones, injuring five
· via NV
CULTURE
Chelsea Remains Interested In Buying Barcelona Star
· via Forbes
WORLD
Mykola Kuleba named among possible Nobel Peace Prize picks
· via NV
WORLD
Putin claims Russia seized 1,301 square kilometers in September, but ISW says it lost ground
· via NV
WORLD
Albania’s PM says EU is making false promises to Ukraine about membership
· via NV
WORLD
Russia bombs Kyiv bridge in new tactic to carve city in two
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Debris found across four districts of Moldova after series of explosions
· via NV
WORLD
Hidden repeaters may enable online Shahed guidance over Kyiv
· via NV
WORLD
Brussels rejects Ukraine request to accelerate payments — FT
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Says He's 'Getting Good' At Being Impeached As Midterm Prospects Look Grim For GOP
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Svitolina beats Czechia's Siniakova in second round of WTA 1000 event in China
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
I Was Barely Surviving With My Newborn. Then My Doctor Handed Me A Questionnaire — And I Lied About It All.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
EU plans cross-border 5G and satellite network for emergency services
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Senate Republicans Move Cash From Purple North Carolina To Red Kansas As Battle For Majority Shifts
· via HuffPost
WORLD
How a farmers’ protest in Bucharest was inflated online, then hijacked
· via Global Voices
CULTURE
Hunter-gatherer societies are often put on a pedestal as paragons of equality – but the reality is more complicated
· via The Conversation
WORLD
New Colorado neighborhood could offer glimpse into the future of home energy use
· via Grist
WHITE HOUSE
New electric research boat creates a (quiet) splash in Grand Traverse Bay
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
Russian forces strike a second major Kyiv bridge across the Dnipro after two days of attacks on the South Bridge
· via Meduza
WORLD
Russian drone strike sparks factory fire in Rivne Oblast, prompting evacuations
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Judge puts nail in coffin of Trump's Lincoln Reflecting Pool prosecution
· via Newsweek
CULTURE
Trump’s Kimmel Obsession Decoded By Seth Meyers And John Oliver And... Wow
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Moscow aims to cut power, heat and water in major Ukrainian cities — NYT
· via NV
CULTURE
29 Underrated Products That Will Quietly Make Your Life Easier
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Explosions spark blaze at Europe's largest oil depot in Russian Samara
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
How many Republicans will vote for a Black man for governor?
· via Florida Phoenix
WHITE HOUSE
The AI Doomsday Scenario Experts Are Taking Seriously Isn’t Quite What You’d Expect
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia’s Black Sea fleet placed on heightened combat alert — Atesh partisans
· via NV
WORLD
Russian advances drop to negative rates in September amid heavy frontline losses — ISW
· via NV
WORLD
Europe agrees on joint response to U.S. demand to release diesel reserves
· via NV
CULTURE
Here’s How Much Money People Are Paying For A Haircut Across The U.S.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Operation Vivaldi blocks Russian assaults on Slovyansk
· via NV
CULTURE
How To Start An LLC In California
· via Forbes
WHITE HOUSE
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Announces Medicare Improvement Fund Payments for Seniors
· via White House
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