VOL. I · NO. 8617
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, October 4, 2026
44 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
This Lip 'Blush' Is One Of The Most Flattering Products I've Ever Applied
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
I Was Paying Lululemon Prices For Comfy Leggings — Until I Found This Steal Of A Pair
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Don’t Freak Out Over the Pentagon’s Europe Plans
· via Foreign Policy
CULTURE
People With Asthma And Allergies Share The Air Purifiers That 'Actually Make A Difference'
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Trump's Latest Name For GLP-1s Has Doctors And Patients Raising An Important Concern
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
This Sneaky App Is Probably Sucking Up Your iPhone Storage. Here's How To Free Up Space.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Merz makes surprise Kyiv visit, pledges drone interceptors amid Russian threats
· via NV
WORLD
Trump’s ‘Greater North America’ Is Fascist Geopolitics
· via Foreign Policy
CULTURE
11 Things You Should Never Pack For A Trip To Europe
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia owes China $169 billion as sanctions deepen Beijing’s financial leverage
· via NV
COURTS
Lula and Bolsonaro head to Brazil’s presidential runoff
· via Courthouse News
WORLD
Germany’s Merz brings new aid to Kyiv, presses for anti-corruption progress
· via NV
WORLD
Sweden adopts air force strategy for deep strikes if Russia attacks
· via NV
CULTURE
The Seemingly Safe Dog Treats That Vets Say Are Sending Pets To Emergency Surgery
· via HuffPost
WORLD
The Book That Predicted Pete Hegseth’s Failures
· via Foreign Policy
WORLD
South Korea opposition stages mass rally against President Lee Jae Myung
· via NV
CULTURE
Microbiologists Warn This Overlooked Surface Is Covered In Germs — Especially During Cold And Flu Season
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia’s richest pay $5.6 billion into state budget in wartime contributions
· via NV
CULTURE
Doctors Say This 'Embarrassing' Symptom Could Be A Warning Sign Of Colorectal Cancer
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Drone attack hits Khanskaya airfield used to refuel Russian strike aircraft
· via NV
CULTURE
Doctors Reveal The Unexpected Cough Remedy That Kicks In ASAP
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Myanmar’s mines pollute Thai rivers
· via Mongabay
WHITE HOUSE
Analyst: Democrats show promise in gaining congressional control
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
To win over locals, data centers pump $340M into rural Texas projects
· via Grist
WHITE HOUSE
Democrats target Macomb County with a first-ever joint town hall featuring El-Sayed, Slotkin
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
EU vows to maintain Ukraine support despite Russian threats to diplomats
· via NV
WORLD
U.S. Coast Guard Finds Debris From Missing Medical Aircraft Off Nantucket
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
U.S. Leads International Coalition to Endorse Kyoto Vision for a Golden Age of Science
· via White House
WHITE HOUSE
Michigan Urged to ‘Move Away’ From QB Bryce Underwood by Former College Coach
· via Newsweek
WHITE HOUSE
A Gut Punch In Ohio: Nearly 1,400 Laid Off At Truck Factory Just Days Before Trump Rally
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukraine secures 50 million euros for compensation for homes destroyed in war, PM Koretskyi says
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Posts Senator's Purported Cell Number, And Things Just Get Crazier From There
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukraine brings tanks back into battle during offensive on Oleksandrivka axis
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
'SNL' Goes After Trump's $5,000 'Bribe' With Blistering Campaign Parody
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian serviceman accused of torture of Ukrainian POWs killed in car blast in Tula Oblast
· via NV
CULTURE
A Major Design Refresh Elevates This Luxe Adriatic Escape
· via Forbes
WORLD
Ukraine ready to open all remaining negotiation clusters, Chentsov says
· via NV
WORLD
Exclusive: Over 250 Russian troops captured after units surrounded without food or water
· via NV
WORLD
Fires detected at major Russian UAV launch site after reported attack
· via NV
WORLD
Russian attack injures four, including 8-year-old girl
· via NV
WORLD
Dylan Larkin Loudly Booed by Red Wings Fans Amid Trade Request Drama
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Russia rehearses creating “security zone” beyond its border
· via NV
WORLD
Russian drone strikes Kyiv's Northern Bridge, damaging power lines; traffic restricted
· via NV
WORLD
Russian drone strike on Northern Bridge delays buses and trolleybuses
· via NV
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