VOL. I · NO. 8589
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, September 6, 2026
40 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
These Amazon Deals Are AT LEAST 40% Off, But The Labor Day Sale Is Almost Over
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Trump approval falls to 33% ahead of U.S. midterm elections — FT
· via NV
CULTURE
The 1 Souvenir Travel Experts Always Buy On A Trip
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Witkoff and Kushner to bring Putin’s views into upcoming Kyiv talks
· via NV
CULTURE
Women Over 50 Reveal What Sex Is Actually Like For Them
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Germany weighs new pressure on Russia after Leipzig drone attack
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
JD Vance’s Biggest Weakness Is Becoming Clear
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Putin calls Ukraine situation ‘complicated’ while praising Trump’s peace efforts
· via NV
CULTURE
Mariska Hargitay Wins 2 Emmys For ‘My Mom Jayne’ At Creative Arts Ceremony
· via Forbes
WORLD
Russian attack sparks major fire at infrastructure facility in Kyiv Oblast
· via NV
CULTURE
The 5 House Noises You Should Never, Ever Ignore
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
The 4 Biggest Early Warning Signs Before A Heart Attack
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Putin will end war only on his terms as Moscow hardens demands — Bloomberg
· via NV
CULTURE
Food Safety Experts Won't Touch These Foods At A Summer Barbecue
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Israeli police arrive in Uman to assist Ukrainian officers
· via NV
CULTURE
5 Small Changes To Eating Habits That Can Be Signs Of Dementia
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Zelenskyy begins Kyiv talks with Witkoff, Kushner on ending the war
· via NV
CULTURE
Dolly Parton's Sister Calls Out 'Garbage' Posts Following Weird Trump Tribute
· via HuffPost
WORLD
U.S. pushes to revive Ukraine–Russia talks after Witkoff and Kushner meet Zelensky in Kyiv
· via Meduza
COURTS
Legal sci-fi
· via Courthouse News
WHITE HOUSE
Everyone wants to win working-class voters. But have they realized many are women?
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
A hard-won rule to cut chemical plant pollution is being unraveled
· via Grist
CULTURE
The 30 best songs of the 1950s, ranked
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
North Macedonia’s independence should not be commemorated by glorifying war criminals
· via Global Voices
CULTURE
3 Extraordinary New Adventures In Egypt, Japan And The Alps For 2027
· via Forbes
CULTURE
3 Questions To Ask When AI Does Your Job Better Than You Do
· via Forbes
WORLD
Putin shows no sign of halting strikes during U.S. envoys’ Kyiv visit
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Map shows the 10 U.S. cities with the biggest home price drops
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Indigenous knowledge helps reveal the ties between reefs and mangroves
· via Mongabay
WORLD
Dutch central bank moves 86 tons of gold from U.S. as geopolitical risks rise
· via NV
WORLD
Russia attacks Ukraine overnight with Iskander, KN-23 ballistic missiles and over 160 drones
· via NV
WORLD
Slovakia summons Russian ambassador after Russian strike on Kyiv
· via NV
WORLD
Russia rejects ceasefire initiative as fighting continues along front
· via NV
WORLD
Prosecutor’s Office accuses NABU of overreach in overnight searches
· via NV
CULTURE
Disney And Pixar’s ‘Cars’ Races Into 20th Anniversary With An F1 Partnership And Enduring Legacy
· via Forbes
WORLD
NABU exposes senior Prosecutor General’s Office official in scam call center scheme
· via NV
WORLD
Russia strikes Kyiv, Boryspil airports ahead of U.S. envoys’ Ukraine visit
· via NV
WORLD
Ukraine strikes mesh relay and radar in Russia’s Bryansk Oblast
· via NV
WORLD
The Maneuver Warfare Debate And Why The Cavalry Charge Refused To Die
· via Forbes
WORLD
What does folklore have to say? It helps uncover untold facets of Indigenous stories overlooked for generations
· via Global Voices
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