VOL. I · NO. 8590
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Monday, September 7, 2026
53 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
‘Really? Oh My God’: Carlos Alcaraz Gets Surprise U.S. Open News Live On Air
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Alternative for Germany wins Saxony-Anhalt election but may fall short of majority
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
James Talarico Has A No-Nonsense Response To Trump’s ‘Talafreako’ Taunts
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Kyiv stockpiles food, water for winter power outages
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
'Are We The Baddies?': Critics Trash Trump's New 'Space Nazi' Military Uniforms
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Zelenskyy marks Military Intelligence Day, praising HUR deep strikes in Russia
· via NV
WORLD
Russia has enough resources to wage war through 2028, Ukraine intelligence chief warns
· via NV
WORLD
U.S. Energy Secretary links record diesel prices to Ukrainian strikes on Russian refineries
· via NV
WORLD
Premier League winner odds: Arsenal banish Blues and live up to favourites’ tag
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Telegraph editorial: 'Not the time' to ease pressure on Putin
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Music Icon Is Thinking Of Leaving Trump’s America And Doesn’t Mince Words About Why
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Court orders Yelyzaveta Ivakhnenko held in call center protection case
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Anchor Bids Emotional Farewell To MS NOW After Nearly 3 Decades
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Experts puzzle over reflective coating on China’s newest stealth fighter
· via NV
WORLD
Fresh Twist For Russian Olympic Prodigy Banned Over 2022 Doping Scandal: Report
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Ex-GOP Strategist Maps Out Better Way To ‘Torture’ Trump Than Impeachment
· via HuffPost
TARIFFS
Canada Can Make Trump Regret This Trade War | The Walrus
· via The Walrus
WORLD
Biletskyi films video in Sviatohirsk to refute Putin’s capture claim
· via NV
CULTURE
'South Park' Trolls Trump With The 1 Thing He Really Really Wants, But Never Got
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Putin ‘does not want to upset’ Trump and is ‘ready to discuss’ peace ideas, Zelensky says
· via Meduza
WORLD
Ukraine’s prosecutor general submits resignation after senior subordinate is accused of shielding fraudulent call centers
· via Meduza
WHITE HOUSE
The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s address to the AFL-CIO fourth constitutional convention
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
Unpublished audits obtained by The New York Times show Ukraine ignored red flags in defense procurement as the country lost at least $1.2 billion to fraud, waste, and mismanagement in 2024 alone
· via Meduza
WORLD
People close to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov received UAE passports after Russia invaded Ukraine, Anti-Corruption Foundation reports
· via Meduza
COURTS
Global efforts to protect the ocean are falling significantly short
· via Courthouse News
WHITE HOUSE
Labor votes: Discontent will accompany blue‑collar voters to the polls in the midterms
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
When the tap runs dry: Women carry more than water in Kazakhstan
· via Global Voices
WHITE HOUSE
This Labor Day and beyond, Michigan’s workers demand power, respect
· via Michigan Advance
WHITE HOUSE
Labor Day, 2026
· via White House
WORLD
In Panama’s Darién, Indigenous communities test a new way to fund conservation
· via Mongabay
WHITE HOUSE
Increasing SNAP error rates could be good news for Florida (really)
· via Florida Phoenix
WORLD
Russian journalists fled their country after the invasion of Ukraine. My Undesirable Friends: Part II follows their lives in exile.
· via Meduza
WORLD
Guinea’s Iron Frontier
· via Mongabay
WHITE HOUSE
Policy experts ask Michigan to strengthen workers rights as state grapples with economic challenges
· via Michigan Advance
WORLD
Ukrainian drones strike Russia’s Perm, killing one
· via Meduza
WORLD
New nocturnal snake from New Guinea named after Slash of Guns N’ Roses
· via Mongabay
WORLD
25 Years After 9/11, What Are We Failing to Imagine Now?
· via Foreign Policy
WHITE HOUSE
Armed Man Charged Toward Democratic Candidate For Ohio Governor At Fair, Law Enforcement Says
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Video shows massive fire in occupied Mariupol after overnight drone strike
· via NV
WORLD
What conservation rumors reveal about climate projects in the Congo Basin (commentary)
· via Mongabay
WORLD
Reforms on Malaysia’s ‘draconian’ Peaceful Assembly Act encounter further delays
· via Global Voices
WORLD
Bhutan’s pursuit of happiness takes root on its farms
· via Mongabay
WORLD
Putin backs proposal to allow volunteers with blindness, deafness, schizophrenia, and other severe medical conditions to serve in regional drone-defense units
· via Meduza
CULTURE
The perfect ski holiday in Sölden, the snow-sure Austrian resort overlooked by British skiers
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
World Heritage status for South Sudan parks will be a boon for the birds
· via Mongabay
CULTURE
Kimi Antonelli’s stunning home Italian GP victory all but seals first F1 title
· via The Telegraph
CULTURE
Just 41 Practical Things Really And Truly Worth Buying From This Year’s Labor Day Sales
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Kubilius says Putin ‘brought the war back to Russia’ after SBU strike in Kyiv
· via NV
CULTURE
Tech Feels More Expensive Than Ever — Thankfully, Labor Day Deals Make It Cheaper
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukraine seeks more air defense and defense funding from partners
· via NV
WORLD
Putin believes Russia can seize rest of Donetsk Oblast by year-end — Reuters
· via NV
CULTURE
Your Wardrobe Called And It Wants You To Shop The Up To 70% Off Gap Factory Labor Day Sale
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Fire Point confirms FP-1 drone strike on major Russian oil refinery in Ryazan
· via NV
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