VOL. I · NO. 8596
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Sunday, September 13, 2026
51 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
Just 33 Products That’ll Make You Say “Oh. My. God.” Out Loud, They’re That Good
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
It's Literally My Job To Scour The Internet For Cool Things, And These Are My Favorite Home Finds Of 2026 So Far
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
I've Spent My Entire Life Obsessing Over Watches. These 5 Timepieces Are Some Of My Favorites.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Putin says Moscow has no intention of threatening Europe, then warns that European troops in Ukraine ‘would mean war with Russia’
· via Meduza
CULTURE
People Swapped Their AirTags For This 'Tiny Card-Shaped Peacekeeper,' And It's Perfect For Travel
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Student loan costs to be made clearer after £200bn ‘mis-selling’ scandal
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Biodiversity corridor payments boost household incomes in Vietnam’s Annamite mountains
· via Mongabay
WORLD
The people behind the numbers: Bringing the reality of Turkish prisons to light
· via Global Voices
TARIFFS
Canada's Carney Eyes Closer Ties To EU Amid Escalating Trade War With The U.S., WSJ Reports
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia launches 453 drones at Ukraine overnight, air defenses neutralize 405
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Obama Sounds The Alarm On 'Dangerous' AI, Urges Dems To Take Action: NYT
· via HuffPost
WORLD
A woman in a Russian border city rejected a uniformed man’s advances. Two days later, she says, masked soldiers abducted her and demanded she confess to Ukraine ties.
· via Meduza
WORLD
Russian attack injures 20 in Odesa, including 2 children
· via NV
CULTURE
If Lasers And Injections Aren't For You, Try These Skin Care Products That People Say Are Just As Good
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Drones strike major Russian refinery hub in Tatarstan
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
'The Plane Began To Submerge': GOP Rep Says He Had To Swim To Safety After Emergency Landing
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russia strikes Boryspil warehouse twice as firefighters respond
· via NV
CULTURE
These Amazon Cardigans Are Luxuriously Cozy Without The Cost
· via HuffPost
WORLD
A clownfish’s last stand
· via Mongabay
WORLD
At NATO’s doorstep, Russian drones struck a gas station and passenger train near Ukraine’s border with Poland
· via Meduza
WHITE HOUSE
Presidential Message on the Anniversary of the Battle of Fort McHenry
· via White House
WORLD
With U.S. diesel above $6 a gallon, Trump urges Ukraine to stop targeting Russian production facilities
· via Meduza
WORLD
‘Escalation is becoming a fact’: Tusk says Russia may target Ukrainian border crossings after drones hit a Kyiv–Warsaw train and nearby gas station
· via Meduza
WORLD
What the commemoration of the 235th anniversary of Bois Caïman means for Haiti’s memory and future
· via Global Voices
WORLD
America’s air monitors are disappearing. So is your power to expose polluters.
· via Grist
WORLD
Ukraine tests automatic warning system for gas stations amid Russian attacks
· via NV
WORLD
Kushner says U.S. hopes to bring Ukraine and Russia into trilateral negotiations
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Dem Lawmaker Spots 1 Thing That Makes Her Think Trump Is 'Hitting The Panic Button'
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Odesa death toll rises to 2 after Sept. 12 Russian strike
· via NV
WORLD
How To Get Paid Up To $200/Hr Training AI Without Any Tech Skills
· via Forbes
WORLD
As Casablanca’s music scene grows, its musicians struggle
· via Global Voices
CULTURE
Former 'SNL' Star Recalls Revealing Table Read With Trump: 'I Didn't Know Trump Was So Evil'
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Sikorski urges stronger exercises near Kaliningrad to draw Russian troops from Ukraine
· via NV
CULTURE
Elena Rybakina Beats Aryna Sabalenka To Win The U.S. Open Title
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Khartiia commander says battlefield has moved beneath the surface
· via NV
CULTURE
I Asked Louisiana To Change My Birth Certificate. What Followed Was 1 Of The Deepest Humiliations Of My Life.
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Russian drone strikes Kyiv-Warsaw train near Polish border
· via NV
WORLD
Russian strike leaves parts of Mykolaiv without power
· via NV
COURTS
Federal Judge Rules Trump DHS Plan For 50% FEMA Staffing Cuts Was Unlawful
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Belgian defense minister announces death of Ukrainian drone pilot Roman
· via NV
CULTURE
Celine Dion Returns To The Stage After Six-Year Absence
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Body found in apartment building damaged by Russian strike
· via NV
TARIFFS
Coxon’s AI Warning Is Mainstream. Now What?
· via Forbes
WHITE HOUSE
Anthropic CEO Urges AI Companies To Slow Model Development
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
Congress Is Starting To Argue About A Potential AI Apocalypse
· via HuffPost
WHITE HOUSE
OpenAI's Altman Won't Do IPO This Year, Calls AI Extinction Risk 'Unacceptable'
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Indonesia Passenger Ship With 243 People Reported Missing At Sea, Agency Says
· via HuffPost
CULTURE
Arch Manning didn't hold back after Texas gets revenge on Ohio State
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Chimney-sweep turf war breaks out in Greater Manchester
· via The Telegraph
WORLD
Paws for thought: Science proves your cat really is that lazy
· via The Telegraph
CULTURE
NFL Week 1 Sunday Night Football— Best Player Props
· via Forbes
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