VOL. I · NO. 8597MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 20265¢

THE EDITION

Monday, September 14, 2026

126 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.

WHITE HOUSE Confused Trump Can’t Explain One Of His Own Outrageous Truth Social Posts · via HuffPost

WHITE HOUSE 'This Man's Brain Is A Potato': Trump Roasted After Reviving His Strangest Feud · via HuffPost

WORLD Europe increases purchases of Russian Yamal LNG before full ban · via NV

WHITE HOUSE Amazon Pauses Operations With 21 Air After Miami Cargo Plane Crash · via HuffPost

WORLD Presidential Office disavows Kravchenko's charges against NABU chief · via NV

WORLD Roads, infrastructure prevent tigers from settling in Indian tiger reserve · via Mongabay

COURTS Utah tennis coach dodges negligence claims over choking student · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE New Twist Emerges In Trump White House’s Ban On News Agency · via HuffPost

WORLD Three killed and seven wounded in Russian attack on Pryluky · via NV

TARIFFS Business Credit Cards For Bad Credit · via Forbes

WORLD Trump: Ukraine may get license for 'less sophisticated' Patriot missiles · via NV

CULTURE The 20 Amazon Products People Couldn't Stop Buying Last Month · via HuffPost

WORLD Poland will not block opening of negotiating clusters for Ukraine · via NV

CULTURE Finally, Teeth Whitening Options That Actually Work Without Hurting Your Smile · via HuffPost

WORLD Foreign companies owe Russian businesses record 967B rubles: Rosstat · via NV

CULTURE My Convenient New Storage Solution Is A Genius Use Of Wasted Space · via HuffPost

COURTS Fourth Circuit revisits South Carolina juvenile justice case · via Courthouse News

COURTS Lucha libre popularity on display at WWE’s Triplemania · via Courthouse News

COURTS Supreme Court won’t let Trump restrict mail-in ballots ahead of midterms · via Courthouse News

WORLD Kravchenko says NABU director Kryvonos adopted child in 2009 to dodge criminal charges · via NV

CULTURE This Affordable Quince Workwear Staple 'Looks And Feels Like A $500 Blazer’ · via HuffPost

COURTS Alaska judge clears way for gold mining within national park · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE US Supreme Court blocks Trump rule restricting mail voting through the November elections · via Arizona Mirror

WORLD Canada seeking to join EU’s 90 billion euro Ukraine loan · via NV

CULTURE This Designer-Lookalike Bag Is Perfect For Fall, And You Won’t Believe Where I Found It · via HuffPost

COURTS HUD flails in push for DEI limits to housing · via Courthouse News

COURTS Full Fourth Circuit hashes Pentagon ban on HIV-positive enlistees · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE US Senate could soon take up bill to set standards for college athlete compensation · via Florida Phoenix

WHITE HOUSE Trump EPA to strip greenhouse gas limits for power plants, a key Biden climate policy · via Stateline

COURTS California man pleads guilty to bombing state courthouse · via Courthouse News

COURTS Adobe faces some subscription class claims · via Courthouse News

COURTS Trump taps Texas Rep. Wesley Hunt as Saudi Arabia ambassador · via Courthouse News

COURTS Minnesota city can use paper voter rosters · via Courthouse News

COURTS Mahmoud Khalil sues Columbia over ‘shocking’ disregard for safety of Palestinian students · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE Democrats decry DHS hunt for noncitizen voters as election interference · via Arizona Mirror

COURTS Former San Francisco real estate investor accused of pandemic relief fraud granted bail · via Courthouse News

COURTS NextEra Energy faces wage theft, break violation claims in California class action · via Courthouse News

COURTS Church hits wall in quest to undo Washington abortion coverage mandate · via Courthouse News

COURTS Las Vegas strip wants keys to regulating short-term rentals · via Courthouse News

COURTS Immigration detention facility construction paused · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE Michigan State Police removes tens of thousands from sex offender registry after court order · via Michigan Advance

WHITE HOUSE U.S. Senate Dems disclose Trump administration operation dug through state voter rolls · via Florida Phoenix

WORLD Trump topples the last pillar of Biden’s climate agenda · via Grist

WORLD The Kremlin welcomes Trump’s call for Ukraine to halt strikes on Russian oil refineries but won’t promise reciprocal restraint · via Meduza

COURTS Judge rules fired FEMA employees deserve relief · via Courthouse News

COURTS Abbott to pay $385 million over contaminated infant formula claims · via Courthouse News

WORLD Ukraine’s prosecutor general resigned, accused the country’s top anti-corruption official of crimes, and left the country. What happens now? · via Meduza

WORLD The online marketplace Wildberries seeks enough steel mesh to cover 67 soccer fields. It could be intended to shield warehouses in Russia from Ukrainian drone attacks, The Bell reports. · via Meduza

WORLD Trump announced an ‘energy ceasefire’ between Russia and Ukraine, but the Financial Times reports that Moscow has not agreed to any deal · via Meduza

CULTURE Why does your brain mix up memories? A new study examines how memories are misplaced in your brain’s filing cabinets · via The Conversation

WHITE HOUSE Nominations Sent to the Senate · via White House

COURTS Houthis target Saudi base as Iran denies involvement in Yemen war · via Courthouse News

COURTS UK man admits to drugging, raping wife over two decades · via Courthouse News

COURTS More social media accounts blocked after Turkey LGBTQ raids · via Courthouse News

COURTS Sorority sisters ask 10th Circuit to revive challenge to Kappa Kappa Gamma’s definition of ‘woman’ · via Courthouse News

COURTS Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland leaders unite behind independence push from UK · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE ‘Republicans for Jolly’ effort launches in St. Petersburg · via Florida Phoenix

WORLD Rumors of another mobilization have pushed some Russians from contingency plans to packed bags. Readers tell Meduza where they’ve fled. · via Meduza

COURTS Mamdani takes on Trump over green card restrictions · via Courthouse News

WORLD ‘Nest-flix’ peregrine falcons become streaming stars of the 34th floor in Australia · via Global Voices

WORLD Katmandu Resolution calls for Asia-wide leadership on conservation (commentary) · via Mongabay

COURTS UK moves to cap donations after record right-wing crypto haul · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE ICE deported a gay Brazilian man to Equatorial Guinea. Now he’s gone silent. · via Arizona Mirror

WHITE HOUSE Florida professors fear being targeted or cancelled, faculty review shows · via Florida Phoenix

WORLD Russia’s new jet drones are better at evading Ukrainian air defenses, but experts say Moscow’s drone program is ‘critically dependent’ on Chinese components · via Meduza

WORLD EPA eliminates rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants · via Mongabay

COURTS UN warns key humanitarian network in Sudan could ‘collapse within weeks’ · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE Warrior Ethos in Action: DUDE 44 Bravo’s Incredible Story · via White House

WHITE HOUSE States, cities sue Trump administration over new green card restrictions · via Stateline

WORLD Trump claims Moscow and Kyiv agreed to an energy ceasefire, but Zelensky says Ukraine will halt its strikes only if partners secure a genuine Russian commitment · via Meduza

COURTS Swedish left noses ahead as right teeters in tight election · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE As Republicans move to restrict divorce, advocates fear for abuse victims · via Arizona Mirror

WORLD Did you know cocoa pulp tastes like lychee?! · via Mongabay

COURTS Federal judge freezes Trump overhaul of mail-in voting as SCOTUS awaits · via Courthouse News

WHITE HOUSE Anti-ICE coalition asks Slotkin to help end ICE use of county jails for detention in Michigan · via Michigan Advance

WHITE HOUSE Congress returns to session before midterms sprint, but no action expected on AI fears · via Michigan Advance

COURTS A continent divided: Europe’s public turns against Israel while leaders look away · via Courthouse News

FACT CHECK Federal Real Property: GSA Should Take Additional Steps to Improve Agencies’ Awareness of Meeting Spaces List · via GAO

FACT CHECK COVID-19: Federal Efforts and Stakeholder Views on Expediting the Transportation of Personal Protective Equipment · via GAO

FACT CHECK K-12 Education: Facility Issues Led About One in Five Districts to Cancel School in 2024-25, Affecting 2 Million Students · via GAO

CULTURE Portugal decriminalized drugs 25 years ago, but the real lesson is what it built around this policy · via The Conversation

FACT CHECK Testing and Evaluation Guide: Best Practices for Commercial Off-the-Shelf Systems (Exposure Draft) · via GAO

WORLD Can we stop ships from killing the Mediterranean’s last great whales? · via Mongabay

CULTURE Shingles can cause severe chronic pain – new research on how exosomes alter neurons offers pathways to treatment · via The Conversation

FACT CHECK National Register of Historic Places: Selected States and Tribes Identified Challenges to Participation · via GAO

WORLD Decline of migratory birds spurs calls for coordinated conservation · via Mongabay

CULTURE NASA’s Roman Space Telescope will use gravity as a magnifying glass to find distant planets · via The Conversation

CULTURE Why do I talk in my sleep? A sleep psychologist explains · via The Conversation

CULTURE What is Zionism? The different meanings of a contested term · via The Conversation

CULTURE School choice proponents say it offers families more options – but those don’t always extend to immigrant students · via The Conversation

CULTURE Wildfire strategy doesn’t need a winner – with 3 camps fighting for dominance, the system can’t keep up with the risk · via The Conversation

FACT CHECK Air Traffic Control Systems: Ambitious New Modernization Effort Needs to Improve Cost and Schedule Planning · via GAO

COURTS Dressing up · via Courthouse News

CULTURE Physicists zoom into the birth of cosmic rainstorms with new CERN study · via The Conversation

WORLD Ukraine’s prosecutor general accuses anti-corruption chief of falsifying documents and stealing case files. ‘He’s lost his mind,’ sources in Zelensky’s circle say. · via Meduza

WORLD Panama looks to science, fishers, and the law to protect its sharks and rays · via Mongabay

WHITE HOUSE Environmentalists push lawmakers to forge ahead on moratorium and regulations for data centers · via Michigan Advance

WHITE HOUSE The Best Moisturizing Body Sprays, Plus Dermatologist Tips On This Skin Care Step · via HuffPost

CULTURE Rural Voters Showed Up in the 2026 Primaries · via Daily Yonder

WHITE HOUSE Ectopic pregnancy deaths have nearly doubled. It’s worse in states with abortion bans. · via Florida Phoenix

WHITE HOUSE Misinformation, hesitancy could blunt impact of new cancer vaccines · via Stateline

WORLD How Congress Empowered Presidential War-Making After 9/11 · via Foreign Policy

WORLD Russia is bringing its terror to the doorstep of the EU and NATO – Estonian FM · via NV

WHITE HOUSE People With All Kinds Of Mobility Issues Say This Small Device 'Works Like A Charm' · via HuffPost

CULTURE A Rural Idaho County Banned Renewables. It’s Having Second Thoughts. · via Daily Yonder

WORLD Against the odds, endangered dolphins survive in Bangladesh’s polluted river · via Mongabay

WORLD Fire breaks out at Primorsko-Akhtarsk airbase used for Shahed launches — satellite images · via NV

WHITE HOUSE White House Whips Up A Storm With Bonkers Trump Hurricane Post · via HuffPost

WORLD Kravchenko crosses Ukraine’s border hours after move against NABU chief · via NV

WORLD Houthis' Yemen Advance Leaves Gulf States With Uncomfortable Choice · via HuffPost

WHITE HOUSE Someone’s taken into ICE custody in Michigan. Here’s what happens to them next. · via Michigan Advance

WORLD Russian strike on Yahodyn checkpoint aimed to kill or wound European officials – ISW · via NV

WHITE HOUSE Trump’s 2020 Campaign Manager Makes Sobering Midterms Admission · via HuffPost

WORLD Pacific bluefin tuna will get some help as countries agree to new harvest strategy · via Mongabay

WORLD Who is responsible for protecting and preserving Indigenous cultures? · via Global Voices

WORLD Five injured after Ukrainian drone attack on Russia’s Sochi · via Meduza

WHITE HOUSE US embassy employee's sudden UK exit could raise thorny extradition issues · via Newsweek

WORLD Nearly forgotten languages are finding new words for Colombia’s dragonflies · via Mongabay

WORLD Ukraine budget may lose $1.5B due to Russian strikes on business - PM · via NV

WORLD Russian guided bomb hits Izyum neighborhood, injuring two-month-old infant · via NV

WORLD Prosecutor General Kravchenko files criminal charges against NABU director Kryvonos · via NV

WHITE HOUSE Falcons wide receiver tabbed as 'emergency QB and RB' · via Newsweek

WHITE HOUSE Still no answers from DeSantis administration on KidCare disenrollments, challenges · via Florida Phoenix

WORLD Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish leaders meet to plan break-up of United Kingdom · via The Telegraph

WORLD Longest African mammal movement recorded by Zambian wild dogs · via Mongabay

TARIFFS Wallester Business Vs Revolut Business 2026: Which Should You Choose? · via Forbes

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