VOL. I · NO. 8622
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Friday, October 9, 2026
8 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
WORLD
Russia attacks Ukraine with 142 drones, including 82 jet-powered
· via NV
WORLD
Le Pen warns Ukraine’s EU entry would hurt France’s agricultural sector
· via NV
WORLD
Search operation ends at site of Russian missile strike on five-story building in Pryluky
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Trump Calls Abdul El-Sayed 'Terrorist Sympathizer,' Renames Him 'Mohammed'
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Only €41.7B of Germany’s €100B Ukraine aid reached the country, Kiel finds
· via NV
WORLD
Indian refiners turn back to Middle East suppliers
· via NV
WORLD
Dnipro-Arena returns to auction after no bidders emerge
· via NV
WORLD
Isaias becomes first Atlantic hurricane of 2026: evacuation zones revealed
· via Newsweek
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